hOOked on j2se...

import tnemgarf.cjb.net.*;

public class mp extends c32d
{
String kyu = "ft slacker";
String leonard = "threader";
String rizal = "juz lk me: slacker";
String cty = "heapin supervisor";
String ctm = "? evaluator";
String me = "documentator";
String kyuslack = "y kyu so slack?";
String allslack = "we all slack";
String supervisor = cty;
String evaluator = ctm;
String all = ""+kyu+leonard+rizal+me+"";
boolean mp, y3s2;

public mp(String kyu, String leonard, String rizal, String cty, String ctm, String me)
{
this.kyu = kyu;
this.leonard = leonard;
this.rizal = rizal;
this.cty = cty;
this.ctm = ctm;
this.me = me;
}

public String getgrp(String kyu, String leonard, String rizal, String cty, String ctm, String me)
{
if(supervisor.!equals(cty))
{
System.out.println("mayb we wont get heaps of chim-a-logic stuff every mon");
}
else if(evaluator.!equals(ctm))
{
System.out.println("mayb we wont feel so stressed");
}
else if(kyu.!equals(kyuslack))
{
System.out.println("mayb wk may not seem tt bottomless");
}
else if(all.!equals(allslack))
{
System.out.println("mayb life wont seem tt hectic now");
}
else if(all.equals(allslack))
{
System.out.println("we all slack @ e same time");
}
else if(kyu.equals(kyuslack))
{
System.out.println("he's not e present kyu");
}
else if(supervisor.equals(cty))
{
System.out.println("we wont b able 2 get in depth stuff n yet stil bluff our way thru every mon coz he's a big blurry");
}
else if(evaluator.equals(ctm))
{
System.out.println("we wont b able 2 bluff our way thru even though we r always stressed by her");
}
else if(mp == false)
{
System.out.println("we wont b jugglin 4 projs @ 1 time");
}
else if(mp == true)
{
System.out.println("can we ve a ezier proj or rather can we ve more time?");
}
else if(me.!equals(group))
{
System.out.println("which grp wld i b in? wld i ve a beta or worse off life? wld i ve b able 2 do anithin or juz stare blankly?");
}
else if(y3s2 == true)
{
System.out.println("can we dun ve mp? or rather can we b lk ifc? wk thru e holidays w 5+- mths 2 complete it?");
}
else if(y3s2 == false)
{
System.out.println("i'll b slackin, nuain, laggin, lamin all dae long or mayb gettin thrashed by ah meng everydae");
}
}

public String getkyu()
{
return kyu;
}

public String getleonard()
{
return leonard;
}

public String getrizal()
{
return rizal;
}

public String getcty()
{
return cty;
}

public String getctm()
{
return ctm;
}

public String getme()
{
return me;
}

public static void main(String[] args)
{
mp mp = new mp("kyu", "leonard", "rizal", "cty", "ctm", "me");
String kyu = mp.getkyu();
String leonard = mp.getleonard();
String rizal = mp.getrizal();
String cty = mp.getcty();
String ctm = mp.getctm();
String me = mp.getme();
mp.getgrp(kyu, leonard, rizal, cty, ctm, me);
mp.printeverythin(mp.grp()+"\n"+"everything in if... else if...");
}
}