15 yrs timeline

15 years ago; 1990, I:
1. bcame a single parent kid
2. finished kindergarden
3. was 6 yo
4. was ignorant, naive & nerdy lk a 井底之蛙
5. was lk aniother kid

10 years ago; 1995, I:
1. was in p5
2. had my 1st sch bus ride
3. travelled outta my area 2 bedok
4. was playin netball
5. was fat & short

5 years ago; 2000, I:
1. was in sec 4
2. had my 1st job
3. had my 1st drink: hooch
4. slacked lk shit in sch
5. got outta sac

2 years ago; 2003, I:
1. was dead drunk durin xmas
2. had my 1st hangover
3. had my 1st office job durin sip
4. slacked @ sch
5. got my 2nd supp paper: ecad

1 year ago; 2004, I:
1. got my dip @ tp
2. started my bscit @ ait
3. started my current luv: muaythai
4. had e worst time in tp
5. got 2 ear holes

6 months ago, I:
1. got banged outside e gym w a huge bump, a crooked finger, a police warnin & a $3k insurance claim
2. had e worst time in ait
3. failed my 1st tp @ 60 pts
4. was stil happily wkin @ e gym til now
5. got my 1st cheatin case w my digicam, hp & $ gone

Yesterday, I:
1. bot my adidas fragrance
2. was readin e davinci code
3. rewalled my wall w 104 postcards & stil increasin
4. spent $30+
5. slacked on/offline

Today, I
1. zzz-ed @ 0630+
2. m back @ e gym
3. m slpy
4. finshed readin e davinci code @ 0630
5. will b out 2nite

Tomorrow, I
1. will b zzz-in
2. will b eatin
3. will b slackin on/offline
4. mayb xboxin
5. mayb answerin calls